I'm glad that none of you witnessed my conversation with the Blonde Estonian and the tall Australian in Shooters on our Last Night/morning in Tallinn. A number of phrases drift into mind - which even horrify me - but then again the two of them were coming out with a large amount of Bullshit....

He claimed that he had a possible half brother but was not 100% sure. OK I can understand it if they possibly shared the same father but no he claimed that they possibly shared the same mother? I asked him if he was a wombat and had gone off in his father's pouch

She claimed that she had got with his possible half brother first "You mean she is your brothers sloppy seconds" - At that point she slapped him rather than me - not sure how I got away with that one

In my defence the amount of stuff that you guys come out with when your are off your head makes my occasional utterances pale into insignificance....

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